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Rachel Bulatovich
January 6, 2014
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Next level company bonding
At the annual retreat—
This year, they have a
Red Tent and childbirth simulation
For the male employees.
Don't like the direction the
Company is taking?
Maybe you just can't handle
The pain of labour
I hear they're forcing everyone to be
Wholesome and whole-grain
Because last year they hogtied
Hodgson as a "trust" activity and
He popped a tent that wasn't for sleeping.
Back under fluorescent lights
With syncing cycles,
Conversation drifts and shifts from
The dangers of high fructose corn syrup
To which Uncle Ben's
Tastes the best to even
The most seasoned vet.

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Filed Under: December 2013–January 2014, Shorthand Tagged With: poetry, Rachel Bulatovich, Shorthand

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