It’s True (I Saw It on the Internet)

"Do the math, it's a false flag
And don't even get me
Started on the moon landing,"
He spits, alongside clots of chew,
His mesh-backed trucker hat
Sideways.
(it's how he does his thinkin')
Conspiracy theories elevated to
Gravity or evolution,
He says he's learned his
ABC's, 1-2-3's and
Ben-gha-zi's
No—
It's your theory.
You do the math.